onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

southofcincinnati:

abseas:

homochitto:

bow-tiedtolsu:

sweetheartsigma:

thegadsdenlife:

welldressedsoutherner:

daviddmapp:

In honor of today kicking off the 2014-2015 football season 

WAR DAMN EAGLE!

RMFT

ASU!! Go SunDevils! 😈

LSU! LSU!! 💛💜💛🐯

Hotty Toddy!

Go Syracuse? (Get back to me during basketball season)

GO TIGERS! 🐯💜

southofcincinnati:

abseas:

homochitto:

bow-tiedtolsu:

sweetheartsigma:

thegadsdenlife:

welldressedsoutherner:

daviddmapp:

In honor of today kicking off the 2014-2015 football season 

WAR DAMN EAGLE!

RMFT

ASU!! Go SunDevils! 😈

LSU! LSU!! 💛💜💛🐯

Hotty Toddy!

Go Syracuse? (Get back to me during basketball season)

GO TIGERS! 🐯💜

seducemymindyouidiot:

But i’m pretty sure Dolphins gang rape…So maybe just be like a sea turtle.

seducemymindyouidiot:

But i’m pretty sure Dolphins gang rape…

So maybe just be like a sea turtle.

amandaonwriting:

Writing is Frustrating - A Comic

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.