pierce’s niece’s villain origin story is probably never having iron man fly by her birthday party
When it comes to superheroes, I’m less “who would win in a fight” and more “who would sing what on karoke night?”
Less “could x beat up y” and more “what would x cook if s/he knew y was coming over for dinner?”
Put the two together and you get SUPERHERO IRON CHEF.
I would watch the hell out of Steve Rogers going head to head with Clark Kent in a cooking competition
I think it would be funny if Steve BOILED everything and still won
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
'Trying to make a move just to stay in the game,
I try to stay awake and remember my name,
but everybody’s changing and I don’t feel the same’
(Keane - Everybody’s Changing)
Bucky Barnes - after the fall, before the arm - a frazzled brain, trying to hang on to his last few memories before Hydra erases them.
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
Is this how they sold “Murder house”?
moffat might like to throw people off rooftops but marvel likes to have people watch a person they love fall to their death
its quite rude
Okay but of all those three, name one that doesn’t just come back slightly angrier
we have to wonder what must’ve happened in that hole while they were falling, some sort of badass water sprayed on them or stm
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
That’s called anxiety.
That explains at least half of my life then